So is this weird?
I just cleaned out some of my drawers and have a pile of stuff to throw away like old socks and underwear. But I'm worried about just putting my panties in the trash because what if some pervert finds them and, you know, gives 'em a sniff?
Even though they won't know they're my panties, the thought of someone doing that really freaks me out. So now I'm cutting them into pieces and then I'm going to throw them away.
Done. And for the record, I just destoyed nine thongs. I don't know who created those things, but they shouldn't be allowed to get into heaven.