Beverly's Chunky

I just took Beverly to the vet for her annual exam.

She gained a pound, which is a lot for a dog her size. (It's like a person gaining 25 pounds or so.)

You should've heard me talking to the vet, trying to make up excuses...

ME: She really needs a haircut, that's what it is.

VET: Her hair doesn't weigh a pound.

ME: She just got a new harness; it has a lot of hardware on it.

VET: Not a pound's worth.

ME: She hasn't pooped yet today; that must be it.

VET: Nice try.

Anyway, I think I found her pound:

She's on a diet now.