I just took Beverly to the vet for her annual exam.
She gained a pound, which is a lot for a dog her size. (It's like a person gaining 25 pounds or so.)
You should've heard me talking to the vet, trying to make up excuses...
ME: She really needs a haircut, that's what it is.
VET: Her hair doesn't weigh a pound.
ME: She just got a new harness; it has a lot of hardware on it.
VET: Not a pound's worth.
ME: She hasn't pooped yet today; that must be it.
VET: Nice try.
Anyway, I think I found her pound:
She's on a diet now.