Packing Routine

I'm packing to go to Chicago for a bit.

Does anybody else pack like this?

I go through my "getting ready" routine in my head, but I have to say it aloud.

"I'm taking a shower, I'm taking a shower..." (Grab soap.)

"I'm washing my hair, I'm washing my hair..." (Grab shampoo, grab conditioner.)

"I'm shaving my legs, I'm shaving my legs..." (Grab razor.)

"I'm doing my hair, I'm doing my hair..." (Grab leave-in conditioner, hairbrush, flat iron.)

"I'm going out for a night on the town..." (Grab sexy clothes, condoms.)

Ah, ha ha... kidding.