Deep Thoughts

I don't want to die. Mostly because there are so many things in life that I haven't done yet.

Like, I'm watching this movie right now with Al Pacino and he's a really good detective in it. Like, Hilary Swank studied his detective work when she was at the academy. (She just told him that.)

I've never explored becoming a detective—what if I'm good at it? What if I'm better than all the other detectives out there but I don't know it because I've never tried it?

I'm going to become an actress when I'm 50. I'm going to play supporting roles in off-Broadway plays. I feel as if it's my eleventh calling. (I've had ten other callings already, in this order: teacher, veterinarian, interior designer, graphic artist, psychologist, marketing executive, television producer, writer, yarn store owner/operator, pet photographer.)

I know, I know. It's 2 AM, go to sleep already.