Ginormous Dog Balls

I don't know what's more disturbing... the fact that there's a Poodle outside of Starbucks with the biggest wiener and balls I've ever seen or that I've spent the last ten minutes trying to get a good picture of it. (So I can share it with you, not because I'm weird like that.)

UPDATE: I hope you don't think I've gone overboard.

These pics don't even do it justice. They were hanging so low that they were grazing the sidewalk.