Summer Cleaning

I've been spring summer cleaning, getting rid of things, giving myself space to breathe, and I stumbled upon this instruction manual in a junk drawer:

Vibrator Instruction Manual

Good thing I saved it. (WTF?)

UPDATE: I originally thought the number at the top was a serial number, but it's the date it was made. 11/24/06 happens to be the day after Thanksgiving, so in case you're interested in working at the vibrator factory, they don't give their employees the long holiday weekend off.