Daily Tweet Roundup

Me, today:

  • Leaving the gym!!! Oh my, I'm wasting away... #
  • I want to move into the Equinox. It's so nice. They have a ginormous bathroom, wireless, a juice bar, filtered water--everything I need. #
  • "Cool guys don't look at explosions..." Hilarious. #mtvmovieawards #
  • Have a mad fatboycrush on Jonah Hill. #mtvmovieawards #
  • Oh Bruno!!!!! If you aren't watching the MTV movie awards, you must if only to see Bruno land cock-first in Eminem's face. #
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