Daily Tweet Roundup

Me, today:

  • Watching The No. 1 Ladies Detective Agency on HBO. It's really good! #
  • I just told Elvis he's a good "pussy cadet." I meant to say "pussy cat"; it came out wrong. #
  • Watching Poltergeist on AMC. #
  • That little boy needs to get that clown out of his damn bedroom now. #
  • My "pussy cadet" blunder is sticking as a nickname for Elvis. I imagine he's wearing a combat uniform and little cap when I say it. #
  • joni mitchell "twisted" ♫ twt.fm/25731 #twtfm My analyst told me that I was right out of my head... #
  • Beverly Hills Chihuahua is the best. movie. ever. #
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