There once was a girl from the east side of the west side, who used peroxide on the front side of her backside, because she heard that gentlemen prefer blondes on the (w)hole.
Naomi's Great Aunt Lil told this to me over Thanksgiving dinner a few years back. She was cut off from the liquor shortly thereafter. She passed about a year ago. Go forth and tell this in her memory. R.I.P., Lil.