Seth Meyers On Michael Phelps Bong Photo

So funny. There was so much more to Seth Meyers rant about the Michael Phelps bong photo on tonight's SNL, but here's two of my favorite quotes:

Parents, if your kid says 'Michael Phelps smokes pot, why can't I?' Say, 'You can, right after you win 12 gold medals for your country.' Really!?!"

and

And, really... If you're at a party and you see Michael Phelps smoking a bong and your first thought isn't, Wow, I get to party with Michael Phelps, and instead you take a picture and sell it to a tabloid, you should take a long look in the mirror because you're a DICK. I mean, really!?!"


UPDATE:
Here it is: