Beverly's Memoirs

Beverly is working on her memoirs.

Beverly is writing her memoirs

She's not sure if she should call it I Love Cheese: The Beverly Bosnak Story or Rub My Belly (And Then Feed Me Cheese): The Beverly Bosnak Story.

I asked her if she needed help writing it but she told me to go away, that she needed her privacy.

She's about to begin the chapter on Chumley

She wants privacy

Despite this, I took a peek at her manuscript when she was napping earlier and found this:

Chapter One

I love cheese. String cheese, American cheese, cottage cheese... nothing sends me to the kitchen faster than cheese. Except bacon.

Clearly it's going to be riveting.