Roland Burris

I kind of feel sorry for Roland Burris. I feel like he's that girl who tried out for the cheerleading squad and didn't make it, but she shows up for practice anyway in a uniform and is like, "What? What? I'm a cheerleader. What?" And everyone's like, "No, no, Roland, you didn't make the squad. You gotta go home. And—"

Yeah, that analogy doesn't really work. But you get what I'm saying, right?