Mark called me this morning just as I was taking a bite of my breakfast. Like an idiot I answered the phone and then proceeded to choke for a minute or two. After eventually coming to...

Me: Oh my gosh, I almost just choked to death!
Mark: Well, good thing I called then.
Me: What would you've done?
Mark: I would've gotten pissed because I need to run an idea by you.

And for that, Mark, I will put up a picture of you wearing a fanny pack:

Mark and I in Thailand