Naked

Have you ever walked outside and, after a few seconds, looked down in a panic and thought, Sh*t, I hope I remembered to put some clothes on.

I totally just did that. I was all the way on the other side of the street, too, when it dawned on me to check. For the record, I was dressed. I've never actually walked outside naked on accident before, but one of these days I'm going to.

UPDATE: I'm arguing on the phone right now with Mark. He says this isn't normal and proves that something's not right in my head.

Also, he says the rainbow still looks really gay.