Shopping! Part Two

The second stop on my shopping trip yesterday was Victoria's Secret.

I had about $15 left on an old gift card from there, so I decided to stop in and buy some panties. (Sounds best when pronounced "pannies" with no "t".)

Listen, what I'm about to show you isn't exactly sexy, but these "pannies" are awesome. They cover my butt, don't creep up the crack, and don't cut me on the sides of my hips giving me a muffin top. So here you go... the VS Cotton Low-Rise Boyshort... five for $25.

In case you're wondering, I look EXACTLY like the model in the picture when I wear them. EXACTLY.