More On Picky

Picky woke up on the wrong side of the bed today (my ovaries) and keeps jabbing me in the fallopian tube with her peg leg. I hate it when she gets like this.

In addition to the second head on her back, Picky also has a pet blob named Stubby (short for stubborn.) Stubby is comprised of old tissue and fluid, but don't let Picky hear you call her a cyst or she'll get pissed. Picky drags Stubby along everywhere she goes.