Party Report

So the sex toy party last night was a smashing success. Based on the amount of goodies I ordered (everyone needed a present!), a semi should pull up with my order by the end of the week or so.

My favorite part of the party, however, wasn't the party itself, but a phone call I received about it today from my 2-1/2 year old niece, Nora:

Nora (innocently): Hi KK! Mommy wants to know... how was your party?
KK (Me): It was great, Nora. Tell Mommy I got lots of toys.
Nora (screaming with excitement): Mommy, KK got lots of toys!
KK (Me): Tell Mommy they go "bzzzzzzzzz."
Nora: Mommy, they go "bzzzz—"
My brother-in-law (in the background):
Okay, that's enough... take the phone away from her now!