My Vibrator

So I have this battery-operated Neutrogena MicroDermabrasion body thingy and it comes with a pedicure attachment, kind of like a pumice stone. I'm using it right now, and the thing makes so much noise and vibrates so loudly that I'm pretty sure the entire apartment building thinks I'm using some kind of turbo-charged, generator-powered vibrator.

I'm not.

The thing works, though. I can't feel my hand when I'm done using it, but it works.