This is Sarah.
I called her when she was on her way home from work, so she came over and tried to help me pry the sofa loose, but even two of us couldn't get the thing to budge. In the process, we broke an arm off of it, so we took a hammer the wooden frame hoping to break it, but we couldn't even make a dent in it.
Just as she was about to go downstairs and get a mini-saw-thing she had (I think that's the correct term for it), she realized she locked herself out of her apartment. Now the two of us are sitting on my new couch watching Ghost (I recorded it), waiting for Kate to come home.