Stupid Is As Stupid Does

Okay, I'm near tears right now.

My new sofa came and it's perfect. I love it. I couldn't be more happy with it.

Because I'm impatient, I needed to get my old sofa out of my apartment pronto. Rather than wait for someone to help me, I tried to move it myself because it's not that heavy. In the process, I wedged it in a very small doorway between my living room and kitchen.


It's totally in there, like I can't get it to budge an inch in either direction.

I don't know what to do. No one is home in my apartment building to help me.

I'm going to cry.