Best Search Words Ever

I use Site Meter on this blog, which allows me to not only check the traffic, but also lets me know where hits are coming from, even if it's from a Google search. For instance, if someone stumbles upon this blog because a Google search led them here, it lets me know what words they typed in to get here. I've seen some strange ones over the years (which I've been compiling and will share with you sometime soon), but my favorite, by far, is one I saw today.

Yes... "How to show my Yorkie I'm the pack leader."

Good to see I'm not the only one with this problem.