I'm officially retiring my use of OMG and replacing it with HTB.

The first person to correctly guess what this means will win a signed copy of "20 Times a Lady."

Leave your guesses in the comments section and don't forget to sign your name. (You can put your first name and last initial if you want.)

DING! DING! DING! We have a winner!

It's Kristi D. with "Heavens to Betsy!"

Email me your address, Kristi.

Every time I type OMG, I hear myself saying, "Like, oh muh, gahd!" and it makes me ill.