Daily Tweet Roundup

Today I was...

  • scrubbing cat vomit out of the couch. Sometimes it's very hard to love you, Elvis. #
  • watching Oprah. No matter what the topic is, she has a way of always making me cry. She happens to be talking about Obama today, but still. #
  • in the East Village, salivating at the smell of bacon. But then I think, "Pigs are my intellectual equal." (From a NYT article.) #
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