Now that the election is over, we need to talk about one of the most important things Obama mentioned in his speech last night: The White House puppy.
Beverly's campaign for the spot is already in full-swing, not that she knows it. It's being spear-headed by Elvis. He doesn't care how it happens, he just wants that bitch out of the house.
If Beverly's not selected, what kind of dog do you think they should get? I wonder if they'll get a pound-dog. That would be a very Obama thing to do.