The Fly

A fly has been buzzing around my apartment for three days now and no matter what I do I can't seem to kill the little bugger. Every time it gets quiet and I think he's died, he comes flying by me again like he owns the joint. He just started flying kamikazee-style at my head, though, so I don't think he has much longer to live. I think he's hungry, delirious and bit suicidal.