Why does this happen to me?
Something's wrong with my electricity so my landlord had to hire an electrician to come over and fix it. He usually hires the biggest schmos off the street to fix things or sends someone up from his butcher shop, but this time he hired two young, cute electricians who happen to work for the fire department AND I HAVEN'T SHOWERED ALL DAY AND I'M STILL IN MY PAJAMAS.
UPDATE: One of them is getting married on Saturday and the other one is his best man. I don't know if the best man is single or not. Maybe I should just get naked while I wait for them to finish and see if he bites. (Bites? That didn't sound right...)