Okay, so I'm watching the Today show right now, and they just announced the winning couple that will be getting married this summer in the "Today Throws A Martha Stewart Wedding," and I have to ask... are they even old enough to be getting married?
← There they are. They look like they're twelve—don't they?
I just looked it up; they're 21 and 22 years old. I'm sorry but that's waaaay too young to be getting married.
I'm boycotting this wedding. It's gonna end in divorce.