Free at Last, Free at Last...

Thank God Almighty, she's free at last!

This may sound silly, but I'm really happy Paris is free. I wanna hug her and say, "You did it, you lil trooper!" I started to feel sorry for her last week. She seemed to have learned her lesson and was still stuck in that horrible jail... I bet you the sheets there are really scratchy.

Sorry, I don't know where that came from.

(But seriously, I bet the thread count is like -4 or something.)

I hope she didn't get prison acne.

Anyway, Paris is stronger than we thought. As crazy as she may have gotten, she stuck it out. Don't take that away from her.