Smith Street Festival - Brooklyn

There was a street fair in my neighborhood today and you'll never guess what was right in front of my apartment:

The world's softest socks!

I've been calling all my friends and family, bragging. The world's softest socks right here in Brooklyn, I still can't believe it...

You know what someone else was selling?

Why, silky lingerie, of course!

Because what better place to buy your PJs than on a dirty city street corner where the drunk and homeless urinate and the rats run wild.