Attack of the Killer Beans
/This is the most FABULOUS THING EVER.
LONDON - Hugh Grant has been arrested for allegedly throwing a container of baked beans at a photographer, London police said.

Go, Hugh, go. The only thing that would make this better is if he used something like a seven-layer taco dip.
Remember how I wanted a mugshot so badly? If I ever get one, I hope it's for something like this.