Oscar Fashions - Part 1

Kirsten Dunst...

...meet the sun.



Chick most likely to eat you and spit out your bones...

Eva Green



Anne Hathaway...

"Does this bow make my butt look big?"


"Maybe if I cover it up, people will forget it's there."


It's not funny, stop laughing. Ouch! Quit it! What?



Jennifer Hudson...

Have wings, will travel.



Cameron Diaz...

Have fin, will travel.



Dear Jodi Foster...

Cagney & Lacey called, they want their hair back.



Dear Jessica Biel...

The 80s called, they want fuchsia back.



Dear Portia DiRossi...

Heterosexual men everywhere called, they want YOU back.