Things That Bother Me

Things that bother me:

  1. Cords, cables and the like. Everything has one. And they always get all tangled up.
  2. The interactive voice response lady who seems to have lent her voice every business and help line I call, including (but not limited to) the cable company, the electric company, the bank, and every major airline. No matter how clearly I speak she cannot understand me. Also, if she asks, "Are you still there?" one more time, I'm going to hunt her down and hurt her. I hate you, IVR lady. I really, really hate you.
(This is an ongoing list.)