Christmas Tree Shopping In Brooklyn

Are your Christmas tree salesman as fabulous as mine?


Let's take a closer look and find out.

First, let's admire their beautiful sign:


Why is there a town car on it? Does Santa drive one now? Did he ditch his sleigh for a set of wheels?

Next, let's take a look at the beautiful decorations:

Let's get closer:


Is that baby Jesus? What's he doing in Brooklyn? He's got such nice eyebrows.

Finally, what do your salesmen do to stay warm? Bundle up by a space heater? Sip hot cocoa? Drink warm cider?


Mine drink beer. From a can. In a bag.

Merry Christmas!