Despite this, I wrote something, but it's a
riddle limerick instead of a haiku. Here's my submission:
The Mom From Agrestic
Riddle Limerick by Karyn Bosnak
There once was a mom from Agrestic,
Who lived a life some might deem majestic.
But then her hubby up and croaked,
So she started selling smoke,
Which was necessary, but not necessarily domestic.