You know if I make fun of them I won't have a career to speak of tomorrow. Or this blog might disappear. Go offline. Magically crash.
My friend Tracy is worried about me going there. She thinks I'm prime candidate for a cult and will get sucked in.
I'm not saying Scientology is a cult. It's not. (See second paragraph for explanation.)
BTW, I'm walking there so this might take a while.