Please Meet Ted

I recently met a guy named Ted Goeglein at a party.

Ted, Me, My friend Cristin

Ted occasionally writes things for Huffington Post, so I checked him out and realized we were destined to become friends.

From an article called Fatty's Last Stand...

I don't mind being judged by people who don't know me.

What bites my ass is being judged by fatties in bad pants who don't know me."

From another called Beware The Bunny People...

Now that I'm a father, I've come to fully appreciate how annoying children really are.

Not my child, of course. The children of other people."

Ha ha. Funny one, that Ted.

To read the rest of these articles and to read other things by Ted, please check him out on HuffPo.