Whitney Houston Estate Sale

So Whitney Houston is having an estate sale next week in New Jersey and I want to go sooooo badly. In addition to wanting to rummage through her pockets for the forgotten crack pipe (mine broke), I'd do anything to get my hands on this Versace catsuit:

And I'd look like a million bucks walking around Brooklyn in these hats:

I'd love nothing more than to put on Whitney's clothes and sprawl out on her baby grand, but entry alone is $100 and I doubt they'd let me try on stuff anyway.