In the meantime, I've received so many entries for the Love, Sex, & My Ex Contest, that I'm going to sprinkle a few runner-ups into the mix. The runner-ups don't get a signed book, but they do get a big thank-you from me for sending in their entry. Here's one to keep you tied over until I announce last week's and this week's winners. (Bad Karyn, falling behind. Bad!)
After reading the nicknames you've given different guys you've dated, I was reminded of a story. When I was a junior in high school, I dated Nibbling Nick. Nick had a reputation for sleeping with a bunch of different girls, so I knew he had a few weird sexual fetishes, but for some reason I thought that I, a 17-year-old virgin, could handle them.
One night Nick and I were making out when he started nibbling my ear. At first it felt great, of course, but then not so much, as Nick began lightly nibbling my entire face, and then, out of nowhere, BIT me. Seriously, the guy BIT me. Not only that, but he did so so hard that he actually BROKE THE SKIN!
To this day, I still have a scar from Nick. Every morning when I apply my makeup and see it, instead of being angry I can't help but giggle as I remember the way I got it, and remember how freaked out I was that night.
FROM KARYN: War wounds from sex anyone? A friend of mine fractured a bone in her foot after falling off the bed during a wild night in the sack. In order to fix it, she had to visit a REALLY EXPENSIVE orthopedic surgeon who ended up performing a REALLY EXPENSIVE operation. To make it worse, as if spending a ridiculous amount of money fixing it wasn't bad enough, she had to spend two weeks in bed recuperating (unpaid, of course, seeing as though she had to take a leave of absence from work) and six weeks on crutches.
And oh yeah... she and the guy ended up breaking up, so it's not like he was worth it.