Okay... I'm sending this from my BlackBerry while I'm in bed. I took a Xanax... I've calmed down. I shoved a periwinkle Martha Stewart towel in the crack at the bottom of the door and along part of the side, so the little bugger is sealed in. Elvis is perched on top of the towel and is still keeping watch. Bev is posted at the bottom of the bed and can alert me if the prisoner somehow breaks free, gets past Elvis, and comes in my room to eat me.
I have a lot to do tomorrow, so hopefully the Xanax will help me sleep and I can deal with it in the morning. (OMG... I can't believe that I just said that I'd deal with it in the morning. Xanax rocks.)
Sent from my BlackBerry wireless handheld.