Looking for bad advice? If so, I'm here to dish it out! Not intentionally, of course. I've just been known to fuck things up before, so I make no promises as to the quality of my guidance.

You see, back on my very first website, I regularly responded to reader emails (which I called "MeMails") and it was a whole lot of fun. So I thought, Why not do it again?

So, is your mother-in-law driving you crazy? Is your dog acting like a dick? Did you accidentally fuck your boyfriend's brother? (IT HAPPENS, YOU GUYS.) If so, maybe I can help!

Using the form below, tell me your problems and I'll pick two or three each week to respond to on my blog. Don't be bashful – it's TOTALLY ANONYMOUS – so ask away!

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